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Turn 22 in Very Friendly (ParaFC) (Maladroit) Battle 90570

succat bows.
Vivitar bows.

succat says "amkram".
Vivitar says "I don't see the problem. The sun is ~400x larger but ~400x further away, so its apparent size is about the same. Seems about right to me!".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat proffers the palm of his right hand.
succat casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar waves his left hand.
Vivitar snaps the fingers of his right hand.
succat is covered by a shimmering shield.

succat says "And you think that's coincidence....".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat snaps the fingers of his right hand.
Vivitar waves his left hand.
Vivitar waves his right hand.

Vivitar says "I see no reason to believe otherwise. Coincidences happen all the time.".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat proffers the palm of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at himself.
succat casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his left hand.
Vivitar waves his right hand.
Vivitar casts Protection at himself.
Vivitar is surrounded by a thick shimmering shield.
succat's hands start to stiffen.
succat is covered by a shimmering shield.

succat's right hand is paralysed.
succat says "They do, but one on this scale. The odds of it happening on its own is insane. And the fact that humans are here to witness it at the same time is astronomical".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat proffers the palm of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
succat casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar snaps the fingers of his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Protection at himself.
Vivitar is surrounded by a thick shimmering shield.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
succat is covered by a shimmering shield.

Vivitar's right hand is paralysed.
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat snaps the fingers of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
Vivitar wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Counter Spell at himself.
Vivitar is covered by a magical glowing shield.
Vivitar's shield blurs for a moment.

succat says "lets see if you do the correct thing here".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat points the digit of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
succat casts Magic Missile at Vivitar.
Vivitar waves his left hand.
Vivitar snaps the fingers of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Summon Ogre at himself.
Ochre Ogre is summoned to serve Vivitar.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
A magic missile bounces off Vivitar's shield.
Vivitar directs Ochre Ogre to attack succat.
Ochre Ogre attacks succat for 2 damage.

Vivitar's right hand is paralysed.
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat points the digit of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
succat casts Charm Monster at Ochre Ogre.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his left hand.
Vivitar points the digit of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar casts Magic Missile at succat.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
Ochre Ogre looks, glassy-eyed, at succat.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
succat is hit by a Magic Missile, for 1 damage.
succat directs Ochre Ogre to attack Vivitar.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

Vivitar's right hand is paralysed.
Vivitar says "We have historical records of the moon, the phases of the moon, tides, and even solar eclipses dating back to antiquity. Is that evidence also fake, or is the fake moon older than the evidence?".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat proffers the palm of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Ochre Ogre.
succat casts Shield at Ochre Ogre.
Vivitar snaps the fingers of his left hand.
Vivitar points the digit of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Charm Monster at himself.
Ochre Ogre's hands start to stiffen.
Vivitar ignores Vivitar's appeal to his baser instincts.
Ochre Ogre is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ochre Ogre can't move to attack.

succat says "The evidence is real evidence... of a fake moon. 'Fake' in the sense that it's obviously artificial. It was placed there to terraform the earth. Without it placed where it is, the earth would be inhabitable. Higher intel did that, not a cosmic boom.".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat snaps the fingers of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
Vivitar points the digit of his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Magic Missile at succat.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
succat is hit by a Magic Missile, for 1 damage.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

Vivitar's left hand is paralysed.
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat points the digit of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Ochre Ogre.
succat casts Magic Missile at Vivitar.
Vivitar points the digit of his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Charm Monster at succat.
Vivitar casts Amnesia at himself.
Ochre Ogre's hands start to stiffen.
succat ignores Vivitar's appeal to his baser instincts.
Vivitar starts to look blank.
Vivitar is hit by a Magic Missile, for 1 damage.
Ochre Ogre can't move to attack.

Vivitar forgets what he's doing, and makes the same gestures as last round!
succat snaps the fingers of his left hand.
succat wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
succat casts Charm Person at Vivitar.
Vivitar points the digit of his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar looks intrigued by succat.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

Vivitar is charmed into making the wrong gesture with his right hand.
succat snaps the fingers of his left hand.
succat wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
Vivitar snaps the fingers of his left hand.
Vivitar makes no gesture with his right hand.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar for 2 damage.

succat points the digit of his left hand.
succat points the digit of his right hand.
succat casts Magic Missile at Vivitar.
Vivitar claps.
Vivitar is hit by a Magic Missile, for 1 damage.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar for 2 damage.

succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat proffers the palm of his right hand.
succat casts Shield at Ochre Ogre.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his left hand.
Vivitar snaps the fingers of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Ochre Ogre is covered by a shimmering shield.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat proffers the palm of his right hand.
succat casts Amnesia at Vivitar.
Vivitar wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar starts to look blank.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

Vivitar forgets what he's doing, and makes the same gestures as last round!
succat says "PF...".
Vivitar says "Technically the current favored hypothesis is that several billion years ago Earth was hit by a planetoid about the size of Mars, spraying a bunch of debris into orbit, which then eventually coalesced into the Moon. It wasn't formed during the Big Bang.".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat snaps the fingers of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
Vivitar wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

Vivitar's left hand is paralysed.
succat says "You think another planet hit the earth, and now we have the moon that came out of that with the precise measurements and distance mentioned earlier? You couldn't even duplicate this scenario in computer modeling given all the parameters".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat points the digit of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
succat casts Magic Missile at Vivitar.
Vivitar claps.
Vivitar casts Time Stop at himself.
Vivitar flickers out of time!
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
Vivitar is hit by a Magic Missile, for 1 damage.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar for 2 damage.

This turn took place outside of time.

Vivitar's left hand is paralysed.
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Nobody.
succat casts Charm Person at Vivitar.
Vivitar flailingly half-claps with his left hand.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
The haze of an enchantment spell drifts aimlessly over the circle, and dissipates.
Vivitar looks intrigued by succat.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

Vivitar is charmed into making the wrong gesture with his right hand.
Vivitar says "Is there any evidence of a precursor race that created the moon other than "coincidences don't happen"? (I assume you are imagining a precursor race and not, say, God, because of God made the Moon then it is by definition natural and not artificial)".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his left hand.
Vivitar makes no gesture with his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.

Vivitar's right hand is paralysed.
succat says "I think it's naive to think that our race has reached the pinnacle of technology just in our short lifetime after hundreds of thousands of years, and dismiss that a more advanced human race already came and went".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat points the digit of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
Vivitar waves his left hand.
Vivitar makes no gesture with his right hand.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar for 2 damage.

Vivitar's right hand is paralysed.
Vivitar says "I'm not dismissing it I'm asking for evidence. I'd sooner say "Gee, I, have no idea why the moon is that specific size and at that specific distance," than accept an explanation for which there is no particular evidence.".
succat wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
succat points the digit of his right hand.
succat casts Paralysis at Vivitar.
succat casts Lightning Bolt at Vivitar.
Vivitar proffers the palm of his left hand.
Vivitar makes no gesture with his right hand.
Vivitar casts Shield at himself.
Vivitar's hands start to stiffen.
Vivitar is covered by a shimmering shield.
Vivitar is hit by a bolt of lightning, for 5 damage.
Ochre Ogre attacks Vivitar, but is deflected by a shield.
Vivitar dies.
succat is victorious!

succat(23)	Health:11
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