|Avast, ye scurvy scum!
Jack be havin' none of the friendly antics you lily-livered bilge rats consider proper sport. If you be sailin' for Jack's Jolly Roger, be prepared to fight it out for real dubloons, ya scalawags!
Swarthy Sea Dog's dictionary:
There once was a maladroit pirate, Arrrrrr! / He sailed to Tortuga from afar. / He drank too much ale, / and forgot to hoist sail, / so now he is stuck on a sandbar!
Member of d-1337.
Used to be Surial pre 2007, and won the 2004 annual Warlocks Tournament, beating 71 participants.