I let Ravenblack's Quiz section define me for this profile. I am a Figure of Speech after all and I've never met a phorm I didn't like.
First I am, of course,
none other than blank verse. I don't know where I'm going, yes, quite right; And when I get there (if I ever do) I might not recognise it. So? Your point? Why should I have a destination set? I'm relatively happy as I am, And wouldn't want to be forever aimed Towards some future path or special goal. It's not to do with laziness, as such. It's just that on the whole I'd rather not Be bothered - so I drift contentedly; An underrated way of life, I find. http://quiz.ravenblack.net/poeticform.pl What Poetry Form Are You?
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/hat/15.png I am a Hood. I'm a dark horse, mysterious and sinister. People are never quite sure what to think of me, but at least I make them think. http://quiz.ravenblack.net/hat.pl What Sort of Hat Are You?
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/flavour/19.png I taste like Peanut Butter. I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome.
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/flavour.pl What Flavour Are You?
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame/2.png I am an Asteroid. I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame.pl What Video Game Character Are You?
About My Vampire: Powers: I wish, Money: coins that keep getting filched and Location: Transient. I am a master vampire, with no sire. Hell yeah. My biter link is enabled. Show me the red stuff. I am the vampire Metaphorm! Hottest thing to the Vampire Scene since Lestat and Listerine. I have drunk quite a few pints of blood. I'm not squeamish. My rank is ever changing - next rank at even more pints. Where's the Love? Where's the Blood! I can get ten pints of blood by luring a fresh victim to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=Metaphorm That is, if my victim signs up to become a vampire! Hey, who wouldn't?
Mr Insulty says... Metaphorm will always tap hamburgers with a diabetic anthill! Mr Insulty asks: Who should I insult now? http://quiz.ravenblack.net/insulty.pl Mr Metaphormy says... Mr Insulty's a sponge-eared fluffnoggin.
About all I hack is cheap cigar smoke, but The haxor handle of Metaphorm is "Bin@ry D3vil" http://quiz.ravenblack.net/haxor.pl What's yours?
I skipped the Naughty Bits one, I'm trying to stay PG, and no peeking.
What Else Could I Buy instead of Registry at Ravenblack's? If I were intending to buy a Registry at Ravenblack's for US$5.00, I could instead buy: a hand buzzer (Gods bless the inventor of this divine artifice.) five hundred nanolitres of scorpion venom (The possibilities for energy drink are...,) eighteen 420g tins of Tesco value baked beans (And hours of fun thereafter) one third of a haircut (Mr.T would be so jealous.) fifty-six carrots (Bugs Bunny would be so jealous.) eight second-class postage stamps in the UK (Hopefully enough to send a letter asking America how the heck I wound up in the UK?) two quarter-pounders with cheese (Lunch! Where's Coffee?) two cups of coffee from a café (Thank you!) one three-thousandth of an elephant (Just in case the ¼pounders weren't filling enough.) two lottery tickets, probably worthless (Shee, why bother? So you see? Decisions decisions decisions!) What are you thinking of buying? |
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